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‘Best Bitches’ Christmas Bauble 10cm x 10cm
'Best Bitches' Christmas Bauble
Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm MDF
Free UK Postage and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
£2.99 – £11.50
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10 x Oak Veneer ‘Mum/Dad Pick Up My Shit’ Paw Print Keyring (WC1229/1230)
10 x Oak Veneer 'Mum/Dad Pick Up My Shit' Paw Print Keyring (WC1229/1230)
Dimensions: 6cm x 6cm
Cut on the laser in 4mm Oak Veneer
These amazing keyrings come with split rings
Free UK post
Please state which wording you require (Mum or Dad) or a mix will be sent
Please type in 'Personalisation' your choice requirements
£10.99
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American Black Walnut Cad Cock (WC1212)
American Black Walnut Cad Cock (WC1212)
Dimensions 17.5cm x 9.5cm
Cut on the laser in 4mm American Black Walnut Veneer
These come with detachable stand and perfect for any adult with a sense of humor
FREE UK POST and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£2.99 – £19.99
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Black & Pink Glitter Acrylic Willy Trolley Push In Token/Keyring (WC1934)
Black & Pink Glitter Acrylic Willy Trolley Push In Token/Keyring (WC1934)
Dimensions: 7cm x 4cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm Glitter Acrylic
These amazing willy keyrings can also be used as a push in trolley for supermarkets instead of a pound coin
The colour choices available are :- Black Or Pink
These come with a protective coating for you to peel off and complete with split rings
These can be mixed so please leave your COLOUR choice(s) in the 'Personalisation' box provided. If you do not leave a colour choice this will delay your order
NOTE: sometimes does give an error message but if you look in your basket it will be there
FREE UK POST 1st Class Tracked and the more you buy the cheaper they become
(Price drops substantially after 10 purchased)
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£7.25 – £17.25
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Black Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Black Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Dimensions: 6cm x 3.4cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm Black Acrylic
These amazing willy glass charms are perfect for hen nights or just a good old giggle
These land with the protective coating on for you to peel off
FREE UK POST and the more you buy the cheaper they become
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£6.50 – £19.99
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Black/Pastel Pink Acrylic Willy Trolley Push In Token/Keyring (WC1934)
Black/Pastel Pink Acrylic Willy Trolley Push In Token/Keyring (WC1934)
Dimensions: 7cm x 4cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm Black Or Pastel Pink Acrylic
These amazing willy keyrings can also be used as a push in trolley for supermarkets instead of a pound coin
The colour choices available are :- Black Or Pastel Pink
These come with a protective coating for you to peel off and complete with split rings
These can be mixed so please leave your COLOUR choice(s) in the 'Personalisation' box provided. If you do not leave a colour choice this will delay your order
NOTE: sometimes does give an error message but if you look in your basket it will be there
FREE UK POST and the more you buy the cheaper they become
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£6.25 – £20.25
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Clear Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Clear Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Dimensions: 6cm x 3.4cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm Clear Acrylic
These amazing willy glass charms are perfect for hen nights or just a good old giggle
These land with the protective coating on for you to peel off
FREE UK POST and the more you buy the cheaper they become
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£5.99 – £17.50
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Frosted Clear Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Frosted Clear Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Dimensions: 6cm x 3.4cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm Frosted Clear Acrylic
These amazing willy glass charms are perfect for hen nights or just a good old giggle
Frosted Clear acrylic is cast acrylic and perfect for sublimation
These land with the protective coating on for you to peel off
FREE UK POST and the more you buy the cheaper they become
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£6.80 – £22.50
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Frosted White Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Frosted White Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Dimensions: 6cm x 3.4cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm Frosted White Acrylic
These amazing willy glass charms are perfect for hen nights or just a good old giggle
Frosted White acrylic is cast acrylic and perfect for sublimation
These land with the protective coating on for you to peel off
FREE UK POST and the more you buy the cheaper they become
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£6.80 – £22.50
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MDF Boob Cad Holder (WC1222)
MDF Boob Cad Holder (WC1222)
Dimensions: 19.5cm(w) x 18cm(h)
Cut on the laser in 4mm MDF
Free UK post and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£2.99 – £17.99
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MDF Cad Cock (WC1211)
MDF Cad Cock (WC1211)
Dimensions 17.5cm x 9.5cm
Cut on the laser in 4mm MDF
These come with detachable stand and perfect for any adult with a sense of humor
Free UK post and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£1.99 – £14.50
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MDF Dogs Bollocks (WC1224)
MDF Dogs Bollocks (WC1224)
Dimensions: 21cm x 21cm
Cut on the laser in 4mm MDF
Free UK post and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
£3.75 – £14.50
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Merry Fucking Christmas With Stand (CC0090)
Merry Fucking Christmas With Stand (CC0090)
Dimensions: 27cm x 19cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm MDF
These all land detachable and slot together
Free UK Post – use drop down box for multi purchase savings
£4.99 – £18.99
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Oak Veneer ‘Queen Cunt’ Bauble 10cm x 8cm (SS1008)
Oak Veneer 'Queen Cunt' Bauble (SS1008)
Dimensions: 10cm x 8cm
Cut on the laser in 3.5mm Oak Veneer
This amazing Oak 'Queen Cunt' bauble is perfect to shock, and for anyone who hates the C word.
Free UK post - use drop down box for multi purchase savings
£2.25 – £16.50
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Oak Veneer ‘Santa Shits’/’Merry Fucking Christmas’ Baubles 10cm x 8cm (SS1007)
Oak Veneer ;Santa Shits'/'Merry Fucking Christmas' Baubles (SS1007)
Dimensions: 10cm x 8cm
Cut on the laser in 3.5mm Oak Veneer
These amazing rude baubles are perfect for any one that just pisses you off.
Choose from:-
Santa Please Stop Here For The Little Shits & Merry Fucking Christmas
This is not a personalised option so the only ones shown in this listing will be sent.
If you want a mix just state 'Mix'
Free UK post - use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: Please state your choice requirements in 'Personalisation'
(Eg, Pack of 4, 2 x Santa, 2 x Merry Fucking Christmas)
£2.25 – £16.50
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Oak Veneer Boob Cad Holder (WC1222)
Oak Veneer Boob Cad Holder (WC1222)
Dimensions: 19.5cm(w) x 18cm(h)
Cut on the laser in 4mm Oak Veneer
Free UK post and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£3.50 – £25.99
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Oak Veneer Cad Cock (WC1212)
Oak Veneer Cad Cock (WC1212)
Dimensions 17.5cm x 9.5cm
Cut on the laser in 4mm Oak Veneer
These come with detachable stand and perfect for any adult with a sense of humor
Free UK post and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£2.99 – £19.99
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Oak Veneer Dogs Bollocks (WC1224)
Oak Veneer Dogs Bollocks (WC1224)
Dimensions: 21cm x 21cm
Cut on the laser in 4mm Oak Veneer
Free UK post and use drop down box for multi purchase savings
£4.75 – £18.99
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Oak Veneer Rude Coaster Pick & Mix Pack (WC1167)
Oak Veneer Rude Coaster Pick & Mix Pack (WC1167)
Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm
Cut on the laser in 4mm Oak Veneer
These amazing coasters are the perfect gift
These can be mixed and matched to the wording of your choice
'Best Bitches'
'Queen Cunt'
'King Cunt'
'Posh Cunt'
'Classy as Fuck'
'Grumpy Bastard'
'Fucking Love You'
'You're a Cunt'
'You're a Twat'
Free UK post and drop down box for multi purchase savings (Just £1.69 each posted for 10 that's a bargain)
Please type in 'Personalisation' your choice(s)
£2.35 – £16.99
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Oak Veneer Rude Keyring Pick & Mix Pack (WC1168)
Oak Veneer Rude Keyring Pick & Mix Pack (WC1168)
Dimensions: 5cm circles
Cut on the laser in 4mm Oak Veneer
These amazing keyrings, complete with split ring, are the perfect gift
These can be mixed and matched to the wording of your choice
'Best Bitches'
'Queen Cunt'
'King Cunt'
'Posh Cunt'
'Classy as Fuck'
'Grumpy Bastard'
'Fucking Love You'
'You're a Cunt'
'You're a Twat'
'Syns'
'Points'
Free UK post and drop down box for multi purchase savings
Please type in 'Personalisation' your choice(s)
£2.99 – £12.50
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Pastel Pink Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Pastel Pink Acrylic Willy Glass Charm (WC1931)
Dimensions: 6cm x 3.4cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm Pastel Pink Acrylic
These amazing willy glass charms are perfect for hen nights or just a good old giggle
These land with the protective coating on for you to peel off
FREE UK POST and the more you buy the cheaper they become
Note: The SVG file link for this product will be available after purchase
£6.80 – £22.50
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Sublimated Rude/Sweary Square Coasters (WC1584)
Sublimated Rude/Sweary Square Coasters (WC1584)
Dimensions approx: 10cm x 10cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm White Acrylic then sublimated on
The 8 design choices available are :-
Grumpy B**tard
King C**t
Queen C**t
Posh C**t
I F**king Love You
Best B**ches
Classy As F*ck - in gold glitter
Classy As F*ck- in red glitter
These come with a protective coating for you to peel off
These can be mixed so please leave your DESIGN choice(s) in the 'Personalisation' box provided. If you do not leave a choice one will be sent at random
NOTE: sometimes does give an error message but if you look in your basket it will be there
FREE 1st Class UK POST and the more you buy the cheaper they become
£7.45 – £26.25
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The ‘Fucking Men In Your Life’ Collection Baubles 10cm x 8cm (SS1005)
The 'Fucking Men In Your Life' Collection Baubles (SS1005)
Dimensions: 10cm x 8cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm MDF
These amazing rude baubles are perfect for the fucking men in your life.
Choose from:-
Dick Head, Knob Head, Jerk & Grumpy Bastard
This is not a personalised option so the only ones shown in this listing will be sent.
If you want a mix just state 'Mix'
Free UK post - use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: Please state your choice requirements in 'Personalisation'
(Eg, Pack of 4, 2 x Dick Head, 2 x Grumpy Bastard)
£2.99 – £16.50
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The ‘Nob Neck’ Collection Baubles 10cm x 8cm (SS1003)
The 'Nob Neck' Collection Baubles (SS1003)
Dimensions: 10cm x 8cm
Cut on the laser in 3mm MDF
These amazing rude baubles are perfect for naughty men.
Choose from:-
Cock Sucker, Nob Neck, Shit Head & Bum Nugget
This is not a personalised option so the only ones shown in this listing will be sent.
If you want a mix just state 'Mix'
Free UK post - use drop down box for multi purchase savings
Note: Please state your choice requirements in 'Personalisation'
(Eg, Pack of 4, 2 x Cock Sucker, 2 x Bum Nugget)
£2.99 – £16.50
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